Published by Lee on 7/29/2007
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My family and I went out to dinner at a great restaurant, The Lobster Bar–quite possibly the best dinner I’ve had in years. The valet came right out to get my car; the restaurant service was impeccable; and the food was absolutely delicious. We spent a couple of hours eating and talking as a family, catching up on things we’ve missed.
When I went outside, I saw that they already brought my car around and was wholly impressed. No restaurant before tonight had ever gotten my car in anticipation of my departure.
My hand went into my pocket for money.
I realized something was wrong.
My keys were still in my pocket.
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After I told my family how my car spent dinner in the valet’s driveway, the next thing I knew, they were all running inside the car. The apparent advice was to get the heck out of there before anyone complained.
I took one last look at the crowd of patrons who were waiting for their cars. They laughed. I laughed. I drove the hell out of there.
The end.
Published by Lee on 7/23/2007
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Jeff totally found the nerdiest carpet for me… so nerdy that it’s cool. It’s like it was so nerdy that it did a 180, no wait-a pi-and it flipped over from nerdy to cool.
The carpet shows a bunch of fluorescent bacteria. I so want it. 
Published by Lee on 7/20/2007
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LOL even his name adds to the story
http://www.wxix.com/Global/story.asp?S=6807328
90-Year-Old Man Busted For Public Indecency
July 19, 2007 08:06 AM
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Leonard Dickman / Courtesy Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office
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(CINCINNATI) — A 90-year-old man has been arrested for public indecency at a local park.
Leonard G. Dickman, of West Harrison, Ind. was arrested Tuesday afternoon at Mount Airy Forest.
According to the arrest report, Dickman was arrested while sitting in his red Kia Rio and exposed his private parts by raising the leg of his shorts.
Dickman is also accused of touching an undercover officer.
Police have made several arrests in the Mount Airy Forest in the past few weeks after setting up an undercover sex sting.
Dickman pled guilty on Wednesday to public indecency, a misdemeanor, and got 6-months probation.
The judge also barred him from all Hamilton County parks.
Published by Lee on 7/17/2007
in Lee.
I am a grossly unsupportive friend… it’s really horrible. How can I possibly do it if I absolutely disagree?
On the other hand, I had some good time chatting online with a student earlier about my being a super TA.
I should probably be a full-time TA without friends. I feel awesome when I teach, and I feel reprehensible when I disagree with my friends.
Published by Lee on 7/11/2007
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I finally got around to allowing registration for an lskatzdotcom username. It’s only usable for the caption game, but hey, it’s the caption game damnit.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen it yet, I just switched over pictures, so go caption it!
Published by Lee on 7/9/2007
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I finally redeemed myself after 10 years.
In 10th grade, I had a math teacher Ms. Pascavage who gave us a math brainteaser that I didn’t figure out right away. Good thing I memorized it so that I can write it down below!
Anway, there was another 1=2 proof that I just read that I figured out. Thus, I have redeemed myself.
a=b Start with a definition
ab=b2 Multiply by b
ab-a2=b2-a2 subtract
a(b-a)=(b-a)(b+a) factor out terms
a=b+a divide
a=a+a a=b as defined by step 1
a=2a combine a
1=2 divide by a
Published by Lee on 7/9/2007
in Lee.
I just watched the last episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I found it extremely hilarious that they chose to end the show by having The Jeffersons buy the house.
Published by Lee on 7/8/2007
in Lee.
I’ll keep track of what furniture I still need on the page listed above. If you have extra furniture lying around, take a look at the list please!
